dick dive

The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"

"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).

by Scott "love fist" Ward October 4, 2007

Bed dive

When you're so tired from a long day that you stand in front of you bed and do a stage dive-like fall onto it; it's usually immediately followed by passing out in the position you landed in.

John: Dude, why didn't you text me back last night?

Pete: Sorry bro, I blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.

by xSing4Lifexx October 25, 2010

smut diving

1) Sticking your penis into the vagina of the skankiest skanks of all skanks

2) Going down on a disgusting hoe

3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home

Hey, what did you do this weekend??? I ended up smut diving.

I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.

One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.

by smut diver 4 life September 21, 2009

shoulder dive

When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming

Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.

by Jamie Chennells December 31, 2007

Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage

Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.

by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010

dive right in

to have extreme sarcasm towards an action or activity

MOM: clean the dishes

ME: sure, ill dive right in

by IP40LION December 1, 2016

anal diving

When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.

Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.

by liz and heather May 23, 2008