Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.

This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist

by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023

Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

by Joebeardski September 23, 2023

Purple chair

The color of the chair is purple to represent the Loss of a son or daughter loss to overdose on drugs.

Looking over across the table to carissas empty purple chair which was painted purple to represent the loss of my sis due to drugs .

by stylepoints420 July 14, 2022

Chair 🪑

The Chair, Chair Emoji, Tiktok Chair. Or 🪑 means. Satire, or Funny.
Spread accross Tiktok, Reddit, and Twitter.

"LMAO. 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
Chair meaning, Funny. As shown with LMAO before it.
"🤡🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
Chair meanint, Satire. The clown emoji is used widely on tiktok to show satire torwars certain groups of people such as.
"People have have a 1070 TI: 🤡"

Chair 🪑: Satire, Funny

by TheWordArtist101 September 13, 2021

Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022