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Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!
"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020
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goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
by toee May 24, 2006
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Grape Race

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.
He lost the grape race, so he ate the rectal raisins.
by Tarantula Taint January 5, 2010
mugGet the Grape Racemug.

Grape fruited

The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.
Dude, I totally just "grape fruited" that bitch last night!
by Tom The Grape Fruiter January 27, 2011
mugGet the Grape fruitedmug.

Man-grape

(noun) - a testicle.
Dude, your man-grape hopped out of your briefs when you sneezed!

Dude, I think I just touched your man-grape.
by GoatBagger February 14, 2012
mugGet the Man-grapemug.

Rusty Grape

The act of shoving a testicle in your partners anal cavity
I want to shove my nut i n your butt let me give you a rusty grape
by 1212332 September 3, 2015
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aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.
stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son
by the unknown character. June 3, 2011
mugGet the aggressive graping.mug.

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