uncle ted

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

by dabizz January 1, 2008

hungry ted

when a guy eats a woman's freshly used tampon

sally said to ted there is no sanitary napkin disposal can you give me a hungry ted?

by urban def. October 24, 2015

Diss-track-ted

When you eat, sleep, are distracted from every task you do and do nothing else other than making hard-hitting diss tracks.

He is not focusing on his game, because he is diss-track-ted and is only interested in making his diss-track.

by Dabwithyourpal January 17, 2022

Flick'ted

To look bad, tore up, unappealing, busted

Ewww, look at that fat b*tch in dem skinny jeans walking around lookin’ all "Flick'ted" and sh*t.

by The Nikkist June 12, 2009

father ted

UK television series about three Catholic priests on the remote Irish Craggy Island. Father Ted was accused of stealing money, which he insists was just "resting in his account before he moved it on". Father Jack is an elderly alcoholic with a very limited vocabulary. His favorite word is "feck". Father Dougal is just an eejit.

In "Are You Right There, Father Ted?", Father Ted is accused of offending the Chinese population of Craggy Island, of which there has never been a mention in previous episodes. Ted finds himself inadvertently insulting the Chinese whenever they're around.

by jseale1978 October 28, 2003

TWAT-TED

The definition of this word would be to get CRUNK, SMASHED, CUNT-TED or WASTE-TED!

"oh my gosh marie, you were TWAT-TED last night!"
"Come back to my room, i'm a virgin!"
"WTF, you're fekin TWAT-TED!"
TWAT-TED!
CUNT-TED!
WASTE-TED!

by annoymous ; ) October 18, 2007

Flick'ted

Awkward. Ghetto. Bootleg. Not right. Obtuse. Not right, At all. Mismatched. Heinous. WHen someone or something is dressed, behaving like, or constructed in a generally cheap looking, or awkward, way.

You know when Lisa Coombs dresses up for parties, and then makes out with you when you don't want her to? Yeah, that gurl Flick'ted.

by Raina Helen February 19, 2007