Windy Teabag

A teabag accompanied by a fart of either the dry or wet varieties directed at or near the face.
Don't just give your sleeping friend a boring regular teabag, spice things up by trying a windy teabag instead!

Jim woke up after the party with a brown streak on his face, it may have been a windy teabag, but only the dozens of videos taken will tell.
by A Disappointnnent November 20, 2020
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The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.
by British Teabagger December 25, 2024
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Deep fried teabag

Like regular 'teabag' but with a ginger bawsack doing the dipping
Aye, I gied her the deep fried teabag last night
by Count Jockula July 08, 2015
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Iranian Teabag

An Iranian Teabag is when an individual (receiver) lays on a flat surface (sometimes forcefully retrained) and their nose is plugged by the hand of the individual (initiator) performing the act. When the receiver opens their mouth to gasp for air, the Iranian Teabag initiator inserts their nut sack into the mouth of the receiver. The receiver's sudden gasp for air is interrupted by the nut sack, which has been dipped into their mouth by the initiator like a classic teabag sex act.
During rough sex, Phil offered to give me an Iranian Teabag and had me lay on a table with my nose plugged. As soon as I opened up my mouth to get air, he dipped his nut sack into my mouth cavity, causing me to choke on his sweaty ball sack. It was aggressive and disgusting. Phil and I are no longer friends.
by Eddie Quesadilla November 29, 2023
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Iranian Teabag

A rather aggressive sexual maneuver in which a male subject encourages the receiver to lay down on a flat surface on their back. Then, the male subject places his knees on the receivers arms to restain them. Next, the male subject pinches the nose of the receiver, causing them to open their mouth and gasp for air. Lastly, the male subject inserts their scrotum into the mouth of the receiver, forcing the receiver to inhale the nutsack.
I met this girl who was inti aggressive sex and gave her in Iranian Teabag on the first date! Her big gasp for air was met with my sweaty ballsack it was awesome!
by Eddie Quesadilla December 15, 2023
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Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.
"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
by Johannisore August 15, 2023
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The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
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