When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"
by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016
Get the Flying the Tank mug."I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010
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"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
Get the hammer tanked mug.A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.
by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009
Get the Flying tanks mug.A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.
A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."
by jchig307 August 6, 2009
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