Tender

Money, specifically cash.

That boy straight jacked all my tender.

by FlatNuts July 22, 2003

tandem

When 2 or more people are extremely high simultaneously, and they begin laughing at the same time with neither one knowing what is funny.

How about this tandem we got goin' on here? Now pass that blunt, bogart.

by Tweaked in B-Town December 18, 2005

Tanner

White van owner. Pulls up to unsuspecting children (preferabley little boys)and lurers them into his van with FREE CANDY spray paintedf on his van. Then ties them to his basement wall with chains, sticking their butts in the air (the easier way for him to molest them). Lubs em' up and inserts his penis with no condom into thier buttholes.Hr then he cuts off there penis and puts it up his own butt.

Child walks down the street. Tanner sees the victim and he prepares to strike. The little boy sees the van that says FREE CANDY. he has heard of this devilish molester. He tries to run but cannot escape the tazer that tanner weilds.
"I have you now kid!!"
And you know the rest...

by jore lobez December 3, 2006

Teanderthal

A stagnant evolutionary chain of the human species which has branched off from humans and will eventually become extinct.

Teanderthals can't survive, as it has become evident that their evolutionary process has become stagnant, which, in the end, will cause their demise.

by pari_passu2 February 26, 2011

tender

Hitting on a girl. Putting an offer in for your services.

I saw you chatting to that hottie, were you putting in a tender?

by Greg Dee November 10, 2008

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Tanner Fox

Back stabbing mole rat

Tanner Fox is a back stabbing mole rat

by Hatkvd November 18, 2017