taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish
I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.
by Sir Pipe Fitter December 24, 2011
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taint rammed

When a stripper crosses her legs and latches them around your neck and thrusts her vag and ass like a jackhammer into your face until your concise.
The stripper taint rammed Drew's face last night at the strip club.
by drewspizzaface December 24, 2016
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taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.
i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.
by chewy the avenger January 17, 2012
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Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.
I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.
by Chodecaptain October 21, 2015
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Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 03, 2019
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taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.
Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.
by Wealthy big penis 69 September 28, 2015
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rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.
Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.
by Mr. Spaztastic March 01, 2022
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