mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

Taco cuff

When you mold your hand into the shape of a taco shell and firmly grasp the male genitalia to make out what is supposed to look like a meat filled taco. Then pull down. Enjoy.

"My friend is so homo for taco cuffing me on my way to third period, now I cant sit straight"

by Tenderiser October 30, 2011

Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019

Taco Grip

when holding a drill rifle there are two most commonly noticed holding positions. First is the strong grip you position the fingers and thumbs around the drill rifle and hold firmly. The other is called Taco Grip. When standing at attention with a drill rifle the hand is placed in taco shaped form there fore is refered to as taco grip. while in more relaxated conditions there is now other way to describe this hand grip, there fore it called taco grip. Term most commonly used by armed and unarmed exibition commanders.

Armed exibition commander- Alright lets get those hands back into a taco grip!
Team- Ay Sir!

by ThatGuy==>:D April 16, 2010

Blunt Taco

1. A poorly rolled blunt.

Like a taco the contents of the blunt are spilling out and/or loosely packed making it fairly messy.
2. Any blunt thats considered whack.
-aka taco for short

Brian, Mikey, and Travis are about to smoke so Travis rolls a blunt. Travis sparks it and passes it to Brian.

Mikey takes a hit...
Mikey - "Dude what the hell, i just got bud in my mouth."
Travis - "Whatever man, its straight, the papers were just a little stale"
Mikey passes the blunt to Brian and it completely unravels..
Brian - "What the fuck son, all i got here is this blunt taco"

by Ayegetbackhyea December 31, 2010

Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.

1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.

by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015

Air Taco

Something that is underwhelming; a disappointment - like a taco filled with only air.

That storm was a huge air taco - it didn’t even rain!

by KurilianBobtail January 10, 2020