loons on loon tablets

people who laugh. a lot.

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"

by karis November 1, 2004

table grav

a gravity bong collected from leftover weed/marijuana on your table. usually collected out of desperation and often times includes non-marijuana material such as dust, dirt, food, etc.

Do we have any weed left? ..No man, we're out. But you might be able to scrape enough weed off the coffee table for a table grav.

by surfing cowboy from alpharetta November 19, 2010

Tablespoon Coon

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.

White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"

by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

Table has tilted

A lie or something that has been hidden from someone came off.

Explanation : There is a medical test called tilt-table testing performed to figure out an unknown symptom.

The table has tilted folks, the game is rigged.

- George Carlin (The American Dream)

by oguzgelal November 29, 2014

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

tablelands

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.

If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.

The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton

Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole

I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me

by nexair_fantastica July 22, 2016

Tabley Clothe

Tabley Clothe is a person who likes to commit genocide on Saturdays! Tabley Clothes usually eat cheesecake and read 'Hitler's Table Talk'

"Does Jenifer become Tabley Clothe on weekends?"

by -ramen January 13, 2017