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toxic bachelor 

Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.
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Toxic Beauty 

Captivating, poisonous, sensual, intriguing, and mysterious. Coveted by her peers she is frequently seen in the mosh pits at concerts, random parties, and blasting music while speeding in her car.

Many try to imitate but there is only one and only one Toxic Beauty.

See also, Toxic Miss Liz.
Holy shit, there goes Toxic Beauty.
Toxic Beauty by toxic miss liz February 19, 2007

Toxic Sausage 

This term refers both to a man's penis and his cum. It's toxic because the said male likely ingested something gross (toxic) which if you have sex with him could end up inside you via his cum.
"I don't want your toxic sausage inside me"

or more specifically:

"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you

or:

I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.
Toxic Sausage by Nicki Cole July 7, 2009

Toxic women 

It’s a woman who sucks the life out of a genuine men who is trying his hardest to provide for the family. These women will nag, are insincere, and have unrealistic demands of their man. If a man sticks around with a toxic woman, it’s a sure shot way for him to turn into a Cuck. Toxic women are also very selfish and eventually stop sucking cock once she gets what she wants in the relationship, and will avoid pleasuring her man.
This man needs to man up and sort this shit out before it gets out of hand.
John- “Hey Ted”
Ted- “Hey”
John- “didn’t Jenny just buy a new Louis Vieton purse?”

Ted- “I think so”
John- “those things cost a 1000$ bucks dude”
Ted- “Really! Shit, I better run. I gotta clean the house, do laundry and clean the bath before Jenny gets home.”
John- “Dude, your living with these
Toxic women!”
Toxic women by TruckerSlim69 November 28, 2019

Toxic Ships

Ships that contains pedophilia, abuse and incest. These ships are toxic because they romanticize and normalizes the experiences/trauma of survivors, these ships are harmful in the fandom and are toxic but fans tend to ship it anyways because they either it is normalized in the fandom or are too ignorant to listen to survivors.
"Many or all the fandoms are filled with Toxic Ships that are harmful to survivors."
Toxic Ships by ThisMansGame July 13, 2016

Toxic Girl

very dangerous!
Dont come to close..before u know you have your ass full of toxic..
Toxic Girl by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Toxic Lesbianity

Kill all men people are the prime example of toxic lesbianity.