suicide pee

The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.

Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck

by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017

Suicide Selfie

A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.

Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.

Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?

Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.

by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

Moscow Suicide

A murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.

mobster 1: "Dimitri killed himself."
mobster 2: "Bummer"
mobster 1: "Yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. Twice."
mobster 2: "Fucking Moscow suicide."

by twardzik69 March 3, 2009

720 suicide

1) an act organized suicide

2) a metaphor for going absolutely balls to the wall crazy at a rave

1) "The group of friends committed 720 suicide."

2) "Those guys busted went 720 suicide last night."

by tokyo racer July 12, 2009

suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

suicide bomb

The act of deficating on your partner's chest, then wiping them off with the pages of the koran...

I started to give my girlfriend a suicide bomb, but was afraid of the wrath of Allah.

by JKoury October 12, 2006

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004