by ChanceTR August 14, 2015
Get the Chattanooga Chin Strapmug. An off-road strap with no structural integrity. Commonly broken on the first attempt while attempting to recover a stuck vehicle..
Guy in stuck truck - hey can you pull me out, I have a strap.
Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope
Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope
by SSHandler June 1, 2016
Get the dinky strapmug. The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.
Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.
The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.
You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.
The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.
You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..
Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
Get the cashnada strappedmug. stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse
by Niggem May 10, 2024
Get the stay strappedmug. “Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017
Get the Strap Eating Goddessmug. 1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021
Get the goomba strapmug. 