Straperdictoome

An operation carried out by ambitious carpet munchers!

Hey is Helga havin a straperdictoome???

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Stragety

A strategical tragedy

That battle was a stragety

by ohbyemark December 4, 2018

Ultimate Stranger

When, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.

Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/08/karl.merk.arm.transplant.ap/index.html

Jerking off after the above.

"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"

by LandoAWD January 20, 2009

dutch stranger

A dutch stranger is when you combine a stranger and a dutch rudder. sit on your hand till it goes numb and have someone give you a dutch rudder.

the dutch stranger my girlfriend gave me last night was awesome.

by skateanddestroy July 14, 2010

Stranger Danger

When a person sits on one of his or her hands to make it numb and also while auto-erotically asphyxiating themselves to imitate the feel of proceeds stranger sexually assaulting them.

Oh man, last night I had the craziest stranger danger, blew a load all over the place.

by Darth Dull April 30, 2014

Reverse Stranger [Stranger]

A masturbation technique used only by the savviest of males. Simply place your weak hand on a chair and sit on it for 5 minutes (righties use left, lefties use right)then proceed with your business. To complete the Reverse Stranger flip your hand palm side down with your thumb and pointer facing your body.

*Hint - Have your girl try it on you for a "Perfect Stranger"

"Damn, what a long day at the office. I think I'll treat myself to a reverse stranger strangerbefore I go to bed."

by Chetro January 25, 2008

the stranger

The stranger also applies to the act of a gentleman sitting on his own penis until the sensation of numbness occurs; once he commences masturbation, it will feel like he is wanking somebody else off - i.e. the stranger.

Bongo mag under his left arm, Marvin Dickjump went to his room to pleasure a stranger.

by tickled May 28, 2004