Sub standard stand in

Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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standard reward

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".
Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
by QuacksO July 04, 2018
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Standard International

Something that is painfully obvious and/or clearly true.
by Lemster1 December 17, 2024
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community standards

A bunch of KGB spies of their snowflake division monitor everything you post or say and put you in the Facebook Gulag without a trial or appeal. This is one small step towards communism
Facebook community standards
by DEAN JEANIE December 02, 2022
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Soda Standards

A ranking set list, in which guys only date 7+ rated 1-10 girls. This refers to the soda brand 7 UP.
Naw man, i have Soda standards, she's a six
by BlainerJ April 11, 2011
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n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 21, 2017
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“Standards”

A way to describe a women that has unrealistic standards for a significant other.
Joanna has “standards” , it’s ridiculous.
by UpsideUnicorn November 26, 2023
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