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Name-Stalking

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.
I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.
by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014
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Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.
(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?
by taycolez October 6, 2011
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revenge identity stalking

Stalking someones online profiles and being so angry at who they are and so empty yourself that you copy and paste from their life, becoming them as a way of getting back at them.
She was so upset at the attention a new girl in the group got that she began revenge identity stalking her.
by Undesired Attention May 17, 2020
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Gang Stalking

Counterterrorism codename for gangstalking really hyper game theory no touch torture figuring out how many s/ms cause with mobbing and mind control chess in you're OODA take pawn off board. Same programs different names. JTTF/partners spread false narratives "investigating" organizing mobbing/hate crime and tell everyone what to say and do and send ppl at you making tradecraft play to play you like a pawn. Tradecraft has to be secret to work so know play stupid. They have rules. Watch what you say - how you OODA, cant do something if say something, chess all planned out, put on a show for those who don't know, watch who you're talking to they could be an FBI informant, act friendly talk behind you're back, all team, awkward hold it in 10 seconds, hide all come at you same way probing reactions set up wrong one. Feds set up chess board telling everyone what say talking game switch things up on the chess board counter ie counterterrorism. Terrorism/corruption go together like strategy/tactics. Research the facts with covert terrorist operations ie conspiracy theories.
CIA and FBI trash and army of maggots are Gang Stalking.
by Devin Keymer January 30, 2025
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Site-stalk

The action of rapid website/page refresh to stay as up to date as possible.
Person 1: "Are you getting tickets to see Paramore?"
Person 2: "Of course, gonna site-stalk so I don't miss getting tickets."
by authy February 9, 2023
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Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"
by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025
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The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.
by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022
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