Stataphobia

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

by KII April 8, 2013

starfishin'

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

started from the bottom now we way up

he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend

-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up

by pleasehelpmeimbeingkidnapped May 27, 2020

statcoulomb

Onomatopoeia: a sound that you make when you accidentally swallow the pit of a peach. Extremely dangerous – you're not a seagul, dude, so don't do it on purpose!

Melvin: "*munch, munch* So, I was sitting there *slurps* perusing through the latest issue of.. *gak* Eeeerp! Eeeerp! *glom* Hnhhhh! Hrrnhngh! *gasp*"
Bob: "Dude! What in the name of Christ almighty are you doing?"
Melvin: "*STATCOULOMB‼* Ahhh, that's better..."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 16, 2021

FB Stalker

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.

How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.

by FunforYOU678 January 8, 2011

hot stage

The warming platform or area on the CTA (chicago transit authority) 'L' train, specifically the Addison Red Line stop. Operates from November to March. Need to push button every 5 mins to activate it.

It is freezing out here! Let's get to the hot stage to warm up.

by jimmytag69 March 15, 2011

quasi-stalk

To almost but not really stalk someone.

The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.

by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011