SQUISHYBALL

A common fidget, popular among young audiences. When squished hard, white stuff will squirt out of it.

Shannon loved playing with squishyballs.

by urbanbrother March 3, 2022

squishedness

The amount by which something is squished.

That car's squishedness was amplified when the monster truck drove over it.

by ComputerJon May 26, 2009

Squishel

A squishel is a bushel (35 liters) of Sea Squirts, a type of sessile potatoe-shaped organism that lives near the shore and on the ocean depths.

How many Sea Squirts you got there?
A squishel!

by benjaminbailey October 22, 2010

squish oreo

two black guys double team a white girl. One in the mouth and one in the ass at the same time.

Is that the white girl from the party last night? Yea it is. Me and ray ray had it. Squish oreo

by engbel May 31, 2016

Squish name

A pet name or nickname

"I'm going to call you Haz, as a squish name."

by JeffersonandMadison August 25, 2016

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

squishner

(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.

"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."

by Squishner May 24, 2018