Spoopy

When something tries to be scary and fails or something is intentionally not scary but acts like it is

Carl: Have you seen the r/distressingmemes posts lately, It's all just spoopy and not spooky! Joe: Shut the fuck up Carl kill yourself.

by DumbassWhoEatsPlasticForks June 29, 2023

Spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

“Oh god, I’m spoonsing so hard right now,” he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

"Oh god, I'm spoonsing so hard right now," he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

Spoopify

what a r/SpotifyHate user would call Spotify

100 Gecs appeared on Spoopify, great.

by CarkyAmster November 1, 2023

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spoose

Booty spice, straight stank from boots juice from lack of shower from a bitch that thinks she working

Guy 1: I smell like some spoose after shooting that music video bro

by [e-mail] December 9, 2023

Spooped my booke

Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".

"Skinamarink... spooped my booke."

by GhostFrog7 December 19, 2023