drop a sponge

To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.

'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'

drop a sponge by Alex Morgan April 25, 2004

Cat Sponge

When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.

I missed the toilet this morning so I just cat sponged.

Cat Sponge by BatNinja April 6, 2009

Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.

It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...

Nocturnal Sponge by Oh so fine December 2, 2010

Fun Sponge 

A Fun Sponge is when a person or yourself sucks all the fun out of a certain situation.

Oh shut up. Stop being a fun sponge.

Fun Sponge by Scoodle948 August 6, 2011

salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.

I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.

salamander sponge by j7fk13 September 24, 2011

Dry sponge 

When a man is playing a videogame with his friends leaves in the middle of a game or important part if the game such as a boss fight to go talk to a girlfriend.

"Dan is such a dry sponge because he left in the middle of a boss fight to go talk to his girlfriend on skype".

Dry sponge by Fearedstick13 July 1, 2017

Cum Sponge 

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

Cum Sponge by ozgood69 June 15, 2009