shitters

So bad that the term "Shit" can't even describe it.

Generic Randomman #546: Oh no, my face imploded and caused a mass singularity, causing the universe to collapse in on itself.
Generic Randomman #863: That's shitters.

by Shada December 8, 2003

skitterscatter

The event in which a man enters a situation where two women desperately want to fornicate with him. After considerable debate that cannot be resolved both women cut their losses, strip down and pursue to have a wild threesome with said lucky man.

Friend: So which one of those two girls did you hook up with last night, dude?
Said lucky man: Bro, the stars aligned, the chicks decided it was better to pleasure me together, and it turned into an all out skitterscatter! So easy.

by geezbisquit December 18, 2010

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

green apple splatters

When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space

dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters

by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008

the shitters

slang for 'police'. often used during high speed car chases or when playing grand theft auto.

see police, cops

"oh shit, its the shitters!"

"running over that pedestrian has attracted the attention of the shitters"

"we'd better split before the shitters get here"

by count December 5, 2003

Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011