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Where the Lord split her

Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”
by Redbaron January 28, 2020
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Double Caramel Banana Split with Extra Cream

Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again
While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.
by Pleasure Princess November 8, 2021
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Mega Max Banana Split

When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.
"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."
by jelloman423 January 27, 2022
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beans have been split

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!
by anonymous November 5, 2023
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Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
by WonderBlox November 3, 2021
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Split Op

A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.

Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.
That Split Op soldier sure is a pussy.
by Dave Gattler June 20, 2006
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lickidy split

When you are having sex and she splits her legs so you can lick her pussy
She went lickidy split in bed last night
by Ur dead nan June 21, 2015
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