cut sling load

Military term for taking a dump. Originally came from the command Air Assault soldiers use to order the helicopter crew chief to drop the cargo load carried underneath the chopper.

Dude! I'll be back in 10-15, I've got to go cut sling load something fierce.

by Trav September 24, 2004

Splint Dick

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

Saline

Saline is creative and has a lot of humor and just fun to be around . She a very pretty girl and her smile will just brighten your day .

Look at saline over there

by Eric Garcia May 3, 2017

spling

When life feels like a movie.

That holiday was so spling!

by Spling November 28, 2007

Selina

Selina has sexy bod and face, I love to see her big ass. She so beautiful

That girl has a selina body

by Ivan Rodriguez April 6, 2019

shlink

1. The sound Link's sword makes when darting the shield in the opening credits of "A Link to the Past" for Super Nintendo.

2. Otomatopia for any time a sword is inserted into an object.

3. For the dirty minded Zelda fans, when anything is inserted into something else.

1. do do do do do do do do do boo doo doo dah. SHLINK! Bum dum da daa! Bum dee dum dee dum daa! DAA DAA Daa Daa DAHHHH!!!

2. My sword doth shlink.

3. "Shlink" he said, smiling. "Zelda Perv." she said back.

by Megadecimal July 2, 2008

shlintzkied

the art of consuming mass amounts of charcol filtered booze with the simple goal blacking out in mind usually resulting in the pissing of ones pants

you guys hear about duke last night? I heard he got shlintzkied at the bars and woke up in a shopping cart near the railroad tracks with his pants pissed.

by poopbandit#2 April 21, 2007