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Splash Damage

When taking a crap the water in the toilet splashes up striking your anus or your biffins bridge
You better pray you dont get plash damage if your taking a dump in a chemical loo
by Biffin April 8, 2004
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Splash Fever

Latin ~ Bukakejizaphobia

The fear that during a Bukake session the person standing across from you may shoot his load over the intended target (a female who loves to get covered in baby batter by a large group of men) and on to you.
Yeah, so me and Roger went over to Mallory's house for the usual Friday night bukake party and we are both going for simultaneous release on Mallory's chest when Roger gets splash fever and bolts out the door without any pants on.
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Spladge

To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'
I spladged on her back for her birthday
by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007
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Splat Pack

The Splat Pack is made up of filmmakers that have rekindled horror films. The term was coined by Alan Jones of Total Film. Members include Rob Zombie, Eli Roth, Alexandre Aja, Neil Marshall, James Wan, Leigh Whannell, Darren Lynn Bousman and Greg McClean. The group has been credited with bringing back the era of graphic R-Rated movies and reversing the PG-13 rated horror movie trend. The members usually have their films recut by the MPAA board in due to the content of their work yet continue to have a string of succesful films.
I can not stand these PG-13 horror movies. The Splat Pack make better and more intense horror movies.
by horrormoviefanscom October 17, 2008
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Splashback-blocker

A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.
Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009
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Splattercakes

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.
by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009
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splattering troy

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.
My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.
by b'out son January 26, 2010
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