e-sperm

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.

Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.

by Reaperboy March 28, 2009

sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth with having warned her.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 23, 2008

Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

by Maars August 6, 2011

Sperm Genocide

A swift kick to the bad place.

Don't ask her out, I heard she committed Sperm Genocide on the last guy who did.

by Bobert2350q34 June 11, 2011

Sperm Basket

Used to define a whore. Someone who sleeps around a lot without condoms.

"You see that female? She is a "Sperm Basket "

by Lean.Like.A.Chola March 27, 2009

Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014