Spartan

sexy; beyond sexy; total eye candy; genetic perfection

wow he/she is spartan
dammn he/she was spartan
whoa! spartan over there!

by lililili December 31, 2006

spartan117

When you are such a geek that not only do you play Halo, but you read the book.

Me: What a geek, he named himself after the master sargeant in the book halo. Holy cow, I bet he read dungeon's and dragons books also.

by UK Strikes Again May 12, 2003

THIS IS SPARTA!

The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.

Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

sparta

an additive to the first definition...

sparta is also a town where to be anything less than a rich, white, drugged up, gay-bashing, mindless, racist moron is completely unacceptable.

if you dont fit this criteria, you will be shunned and hated for it.

"hey, i'm holding a pro-gay rights benefit show in sparta this weekend. wanna come?"

"no way man, fuck you, you fucking faggot. you should go home and kill yourself for being gay. you have no rights"

by Anominious July 30, 2008

spare me

1. your not funny

2.y r u tlkn 2 me?

p1: y did the chiken cross the road?

p2: spare me lozr

by williamstown February 7, 2009

This is Sparta!!!

When the girl is giving a guy head and as he cums, he kicks her in the chest and yells "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Harry: Yo dude last night I performed the "This is Sparta!!!" a girl so hard I think I broke one of her ribs!
Adam: High five!

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009

on the spare of the moment

To do something on the spare of the moment means to do it without a lot of planning.

I like to drive somewhere on the spare of the moment.

by dmytro December 14, 2008