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shlumpy

Just a sort of shlump there is no way to define just shlump
You are just very shlumpy.
by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 14, 2020
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Shlumpy

Shlumpy just shlumpy
You are very shlumpy.
by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 14, 2020
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Shlum

1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. /verb/

Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
What a shlum!

He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!

Don't shlum it all up for everyone!

He's a shlum of a man!
by Drewrdyh November 21, 2020
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Salumious

An internal heart illumination of love. The articulation of the feeling you get when you heart is about to burst with love, pride, adoration and endless possibilities.
When she took me by the hand and said Poppa you are my best friend; it was the most SALUMIOUS feeling I have ever experienced.
by Mommma J December 3, 2020
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Slum

A mixture of a female squirting and cuming
I love it when my wife slums on my face.
by GBO316 February 23, 2021
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slumbing

The act of slumbing (see slumb)
Hey Jameson, get in here, Will and I are slumbing
by labadini February 24, 2021
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slumbercut

A COD insualt
Ur a fucking slumbercut
by Mazuked March 4, 2021
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