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Socialite 

A person with an unwarranted sense of self importance, who's either rich and does nothing bunch show up at parties and other events thrown and for stuck up assholes. Socialites, like every girl who calls herself a fashionista; with tryhard to convince you what they do is important when really they don't do anything that isn't filled with nothing but vapid bs. Rich socialites don't do shit, they live of of other peoples money (Paris Hilton) and do nothing but pride themselves on partying and socializing with other societal cancers, and people who actually do shit. Poor socialites are sychophants who kiss the asses of the rich and popular and hope that their shit will fall into their hands. Poor socialites try to portray posh, but are actually bottom feeders with even more severe self delusion.
Rebecca calls herself a socialite.
She works at forever 21 at day, but spends her nights kissing the ass of, and trying to align herself with celebrities.
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National Socialist White People's Party 

Formerly known as the American Nazi Party. It was formed in 1959 as the World Union of Free Enterprise National Socialists. By George Norman Rockwell. A man who despised his in laws because they didn't raise their daughter to be compliant and docile.

After Rockwell was murdered David Duke stated "The greatest American who ever lived has been shot down and killed."

William Pierce the far right extremist who formed the national alliance and authored the Turner Diaries and Hunter. Was a former editor of extremist literature published by the order. I mean the National Socialist White People's Party.

The Turner Diaries in particular has been extremely influential in far right circles. The term Day of the rope is taken from that novel. The bombing attack against FBI HQ described in the novel heavily influenced Timothy McVeigh.

In the Turner Diaries the day of the rope refers to all non-whites and their collaborators (liberals/democrats/jews) being dragged out of their homes and hung in the street. If you were wondering why Trump supporters built a make shift gallows and were chanting hang Pence while they stormed the Capitol and violently assaulted Capitol Police officers. Well. Now you know.
National Socialist White People's Party I am not making that up. It's really what it was called.

SOCIALS ; bonita vista ! 

are girls/boys who wear all there clothes from hollister .
girls////guuys are helluuuuh sexxxaaaay ! especially frm that school bonita vista . annnnd theyre very concieded . they go around chillen with alot of people , annddd ,.. wear alotta ; eyeliner , maskara , & lipstick/lipglos ! theyreee alwaays carryyinnng a big puurse ,. nd doin theyre hair . girls haair is pretty muuch : Cuurly , Wavyyy , Or Straighht . & carry a small ipod w/them evrywheeere & noo how too shuffle good . theeyyyyyyy , even take lot of pictures . guyys mostly wear lotsa white . & have mohawks , anddd ; yehhhhppps . theyreee boothhh snobbby too !!!!
Jack : hey look at that hot chick !

Xavier : no , dude . shes a SOCIALS ; bonita vista ! ! so ; shes mean , stuckup , and a bitch !

Jack : i dont care foo , she fiooone .

Xavier : watevr

Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens 

Best meme page in existence, better than any non-King's college meme page. Made by the people, for the people. Praises our Lord and Saviour Rick Astley, champagne and the Chaplain.

For the many, not the few.

Some say it was made by the same people who made the Van of Life.

Kinda like the Christ Church UD entry, but better.
Interviewer: So why did you choose King's?
Interviewee: Why, for King's College Memes for Champagne Socialist Teens, of course!
Interviewer: Congratulations, you are in!

Socialite 

Similar to Queen Bee.... We socialites often have money to spare and are always the life of the party. You'd never think of not inviting us, whether you know us well or not. We have everything, and we basically own you. When we enter a room, or the cafeteria for that matter, everyone stops to stare at us. Whether it's negative or positive comments, we own your minds, and we like the attention. You may say, "Oh I don't like her blah blah," but in actuality, you just wish you were us. lol...
"Look at Alexis. She is so awesome."--person1
"OMG. She is such a total whore"--person2
"You and I both know you're just jealous. You're the whore. You totally dated Dalton because you are so desprate and you wear way too much concealer on your face. Your hair is always so nasty looking"--person1
"OMG. You are so not cool."--person2
Socialite by The Plastics April 12, 2005

socialite 

(n.) media's alternative word of unemployed rich slut who sleeps with every government official available and likes to be on the news. Usually married and her husband is ok with it and often gets backdeals from these relationships.
Dork McDork head of the dorky committee caught having affair on a tree with the Manhattan socialite Sally Slutty. In recent years, the dorky committee awarded several deals worth hundreds of millions dollars to the socialite husband Pimpy McPimp's construction business. Furthermore, the Slutwire Enquire Daily reported that General Cantzipemup involved in a relationship with the infamous socialite and might have passed to her classified information.
socialite by Slutwire Enquire Daily November 17, 2012

Socialite 

Those who talk to erybody at a party and go out of their way to make sure they talk to ERYBODY!
Nick K. proved himself to be a socialite as he stepped around Aaron, who he had already spoken to earlier in the evening, and went to talk to Amanda.
Socialite by BuddahMayne September 27, 2010