Smurf Tail

When you give someone a wedgie proceeded by pulling their underwear through his/her belt loop. Place a small object in the pocket created by their undies and twist.

He sure looked funny trying to get rid of his smurf tail.

by Wisconsin Cheese Eater December 18, 2012

smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Black smurf

A short dark female

Yo you see that black smurf last night

by Black pillow May 3, 2014

bite a smurf

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .

I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .

by P.A. 037 February 7, 2010

smurf that ho

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

by chickachikayeahyeah January 23, 2008

Papa Smurf

Term used to refer to the current Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Space Marine Chapter, Marneus Augustus Calgar.

You heard that jackass Matt Ward says Papa Smurf is the "spiritual liege" of all Space Marines? Man, that's just bullshit.

by Filthy Landlubber May 21, 2015

smurf-tastic

Something smurf-tastic is like if you had the trifecta of ninjas, pirates, and robots combined with the power of Chuck Norris cameo's and jokes all riding on a Giraffe.

I had the MOST smurf-tastic weekend! Avatar is a totally smurf-tastic movie!

by wherami January 19, 2010