Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

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smooth minute

Long time.

A while.

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.

by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014

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Smooth Operator (noun): /smu ð ˈɒp.ə.reɪ.tər/ — one who navigates high-stakes situations with effortless finesse, calculated calm, and a smirk that knows more than it says; most commonly associated with Carlos Sainz, who turned a radio joke into a personal brand and a global mood. See also: Carlos Sainz.

During the race, Carlos Sainz lived up to his nickname — a true smooth operator, calm, precise, and always one step ahead.

by f1fanboi July 6, 2025

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Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

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smooth polak

#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.

#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.

Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.

by aroad March 8, 2016

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