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Skunky Lunch

1.) Lunch with a very strong pungent and rank aroma.

2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.
Get outta here with your smelly ass skunky lunch.

Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.

Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.
by theraque October 8, 2011
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Skunkelsnail

{Pronounced Skunk-ul-snail}

1.) A tweaker from Oildale, a low income inner city area located in the northern part of Bakersfield, California. This person generally has more tattoos than teeth, frequently dumpster dives for recyclable goods and who's basic mode of transportation is chevro-leggin' it or a bicycle. {Someone who walks or rides a bicycle that is not a tweaker, this term does not apply.} These people are very commonly malodorous.

2.) Known for the snail trail they leave whilst walking around searching for a way to get their next fix. Often by performing acts of prostitution.

3.) A nasty, scuzzy, skanky tweaker bitch.

A term coined by a four year old girl back in 1993 to differentiate between the normal women from the methamphetamine addicted females. This term may also be applied to males.
In the incidence where this term is to be applied to a male subject, it would only indicate that he is a dirty revolting tweaker.
This term can be used universally.
A little girl in a car with her parents: Look mom! A skunkelsnail!
Mom: Yes honey, you're right!
Dad: Good eye kid.

"Dude? You see that bitch walking down the sidewalk?"
"Yeah. God damn skunkelsnail is gonna dig in my fuckin' trash again! Third time this week! Gettin' tired of cleanin' that shit up!"

Girl: I was walking home from school and this guy came up and asked me for spare change. He reeked!
Guy: A skunkelsnail?
Girl: Yes. He made my skin crawl!
by Insane IRiSH September 22, 2011
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SkunkMonk

At the heart of all Skunkworks are SkunkMonks. People of amazing creativity, they are the ones that make awesome games extra awesome, turn stuff that would be boring as batshit into brilliance and make the impossible, possible.

SkunkMonks invented the recipe for awesomesauce.
That game is freaking awesomesauce. It must be the work of a SkunkMonk!
by GoannaAnna July 29, 2012
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skunk buddy

When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink
Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep
by my phrases are all real January 22, 2014
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Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.
"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."
by cedarbear March 7, 2016
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skunk rump

When you hittin it from behind in her ass and she fart and it stank like skunk
Was talking about this sick skunk rump I hit last night
by Thebigjig August 10, 2016
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Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.
I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!
by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016
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