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Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.
To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*
by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017
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vodka shaming

When others attempt to make you feel bad about yourself because of the amount of vodka you can consume.
My guy was totally vodka shaming me tonight when he saw me polish off a half gallon of vodka we picked up less than a week ago. I told him to fuck off and let me do me.
by Tittsmcgee May 5, 2020
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Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.
by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017
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Walk of shame

When 2-24 hours after a sexual encounter with an individual, you journey back to your home, workplace, school, or any place of importance with immense guilt, satisfying at least one of the following:
1. Wearing the same clothes you wore before
2. Missing at least one article of clothing
3. Wearing bodily evidence ( hair out of place, hickeys, lines etc.)
4. Wearing your partners clothing.
Girlll, I did the walk of shame to my lecture class this morning.
by TSDK June 2, 2018
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shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".
"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"
by SirAsshat July 5, 2015
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Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.
Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’
by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018
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Shame Generator

I bought a new shame generator from Ikea yesterday. I need to keep an eye on my weight.
by detfrost1 June 24, 2011
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