Bob Seger'ed

strung out from the road, i.e., you've been traveling (esp. on a road trip) and you're tired/dazed/unable to form coherent sentences. Comes from the song "Turn the Page" by Bob Seger.

I just rolled in frickin' from being all over the place. You know, road-trippin. I'm hella Bob Seger'ed.

by n'lytennd uth March 16, 2009

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018

severe

god edits

those are severe.

by cookiemonster32 May 21, 2020

Seere

Seere is a word from Moroccan Arabic meaning "go". It is often used right after yulla.

"Yulla, sire!" (Moroccan Arabic)
"One, two, three, seere!"

by GTAIVisbest0 April 26, 2010

Sederquist

A being that likes her muffin butter'd and her slut butt holding her potato body parts.

Did you hear about the Sederquist?
No.Why?
Cuz,she's amazing,bro.
It sounds like I'd go lesbian for her.

by Butter'dMuffinNamedSpud January 23, 2011

Severious

Severious: The combination of two distinct words, Sever and Serious. It means to go over the top with something. To add an extreme action or force to a subject.

Dude:... I just FAILED all of my classes!!
Other dude: Are you Severious?... That is some Severious SHIT

by Fishman1319 January 28, 2009