Ouija board service provider

A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 01, 2024
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Customer service

Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.
I cum everywhere, because I have good customer service
by Racketmaster238 September 08, 2020
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Service or "ill service'

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?
by Deelicious March 14, 2005
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service ace

Someone who is asexual, but allows themselves to be used to "service" their partner.
"how can you be asexual, but have had sex?"
"oh, I'm a service ace!"
"What's that?"
"I'm asexual, but I will 'service' my partner!"
by A3PO May 02, 2022
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Emegency service

When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.
I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!
by JimmyjamtheRealMan July 08, 2018
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Tiffin Service Cab

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
by Tiffinohio89 January 02, 2020
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Services rendered

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...
Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2022
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