selfie

a shit word. it means "photograph". a word that the Oxford English Dictionary had as their word of the year, because as a fairly..."sensible" organisation, they wanted to appeal to teenagers and txt speech.

sounds a bit like the word "selfish", which is what quite a lot of social media is all about. "selfie" probably means a photo of you, that you took. but....yeah. or something.

"can you take a selfie of me?" "you mean a photograph?" "yes"

by J_S_ July 7, 2019

Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead

Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.

by Egg shell September 4, 2019

High-Risk Selfie

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.

Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”

by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

manly selfie

There is NO such thing!!!

Girl 1 "Do you believe in the Manly Selfie"
Girl 2 "He'll no!!!!"

by I Eat Banana May 23, 2018

lower selfie

A picture of ur crotch. A picture of the front or back or the lower portion of ur body including the "private" area.

Please send me a lower selfie. I want to see that dick.

by Justmean April 23, 2018

Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020