scared of you

A semi-sarcastic phrase used when you’re shocked and/or offended by soemthing someone has done or said.

If you’re talking about multiple people, replacing “you” with “y’all” makes sense.

Lauren: Yeahhhh it’s nothing but Patrenn’usse all weekend fs.
Kennedy: Patrenn’usse????? I’m scared of you.

by itsjaaassss March 19, 2019

Scaramouche

Me.

It's me i am the irl Scaramouche.

by Bug vomit February 4, 2021

scare up some ass

To go trolling for sex, usualy on the internet or people you never talk to on the contact list on your phone.

"Man, I am so horney, I need to go scare up some ass!"

by Mr. Fahrenheit January 9, 2008

scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

i'm scared

This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.

In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED

by _depressedcasualdemonshit_ December 1, 2019

Scaredom

Noun. The state of being afraid. Sometimes perpetually so.

After having unprotected sex, Jon lived his life in scaredom until the test results came back.

by Excel November 14, 2003

The Haitian Scarecrow

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."

by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009