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Sander

A sander is a tall and handsome man with natural brown curly hair. Sanders can be very shy at first, but when you get to know one he can open up a bit more. He is dedicated to his studies, which can lead to a Sander being a very old virgin. Sanders have a really beautiful smile, with a lot of wrinkles when he makes an expression on his face. A Sander

likes to listen to the most ordinary music, you could take him to a random popfestival and he would enjoy himself.

Sanders are very wellbehaved people, and big SIMPS to the girl they like. They are very softhearted people, and most of their love-language comes in touch. Sanders are always there to help you when you have troubles. They care more about the wellbeing of other people and they tend to forget to care for themselves. Make sure your Sander brushes their teeth every evening!

Sanders have the most beautiful smile and twinkel in their eyes when they see the person they love most. They have a large penis and are very proud of it.

If you have a Sander in your friendgroup: take good care of them. They are awesome people.
Sander: "Hi my name is Sander"
Ilse: "Please marry me"

girl:"Damn, he is soooo hot!"
Ilse: "No, that is my Sander!"
by heymoppie_ikhouvanje_ November 21, 2021
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Sander

A enormous muscular handsome man with a fat cock, he likes to lick pussy and eat ass. Girls with thicc bootys are his favorite. Every girl wants to fuck him
Wow i want to be a sander so every girl wants to fuck me
by Bandoleros November 22, 2021
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The Colonel Sanders

The foamy beard you get from going down on a girl after you or someone has already cum inside her.
"After I blew my load, I started licking her pussy. She came so hard she gave me The Colonel Sanders"
by Sir BigDaddy June 4, 2015
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Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017
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Sanders Syndrome

When you ignore bigotry targeted at your community from your friends/aquantences in order to further your own goals.
“I though Sean was gay, why is he hanging out with homophobes?”
“Oh Sean doesn’t care about that, he’s got a bad case of Sanders Syndrome.”
by thedeadneighbor July 31, 2019
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surging Sanders

Oh my God, Bill! You came outta nowhere! What a surging Sanders!
- Hillary R. Clinton
by Jackie2009 August 30, 2016
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Surging Sanders

When someone comes out of nowhere.
Bernie Sanders came out of nowhere in the polls. He did a surging sanders
by MrJLippie September 24, 2016
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