roast train

To roast someone really fast pointing out many features about there aperence -Zach and Sam

P1: Woah he's giving out tickets to the roast train
P2:Last guy was really fuckin salty

by Saltycunts6969 June 5, 2017

Roast A Noah Day

On November 30th, everyone named Noah can be roasted.

Hey, Noah, it's November 30th!
Sorry Noah, it's Roast A Noah Day.

by merciivy October 25, 2020

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

roadside roastbeef

the female equivalent of roadhead.

i had some roadside roastbeef last night, and it tasted great.

by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

Gay Roasting

It is a defense mechanism, in which a person says very gay things to get someone either off their back. Or out of the way because most straight men do not want to listen to gay things.

Michael - can I suck your cock Jimmy!?

Jimmy walks off

Michael was Gay roasting

by Sexyballsack March 30, 2017

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

Hog tie and slow roast

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.

We could hog tie and slow roast her.

by Animesus July 10, 2019