A Hoeless romantic is someone who wants true love from the opposite or same sex so bad yet they have no sex appeal so they are so used to getting turned down from any & everybody due to lack of confidence. They never have anyone to call or even to flirt with meaning they are completely hoeless and no one would ever want to date someone without at least one hoe. This person just loves the idea of love with someone but as long as they are hoeless they are hopeless & sit alone at a dinner table imagining romance that they will never attain.
He is always talking about wanting a relationship but no one is attracted to him." Well i guess he will forever be a Hoeless Romantic.
by AshDgaf March 18, 2021
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Before she knew it, Elizabeth had no idea why she had an uncontrollable urge to grab and kiss the very suave and confident Kumar, who was indeed a master of romancery.
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This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.
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