Religirays

Streams of anti-science that appear to radiate from religious entities effectively destabilizing the base of all logic and understanding sometimes resulting in failure of hardware, reasoning, discourse and thought.

Yo mang! My iphone just stoped werkin yo.

Mang, it's dem religirays , you gotta step away from the Scientolology church yo.

by Poodle1 April 25, 2010

Releasing the dog of war

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.

I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

by UD Scholar July 19, 2011

Relaxative

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

by suomynna December 27, 2011

Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...

Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)

by coyuyo October 16, 2015

relag

The fatigue one feels upon coming back to reality, after experiencing a vivid dream of a brighter future

I can't adult today, currently experiencing severe relag

by Krispy815 July 8, 2016

Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.

P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."

by raepmemoar February 23, 2017

relisa

Relisa is either wildly naive or dangerously intelligent girl. She’s capable to do so many beautiful things even with or without a man. Beautiful in every way and she’s the type of woman every man would marry.

you dont just “catch” relisa just like that , you’re just lucky because she let you

by hvppykitty February 19, 2019