Ralphritis

A very painful form of arthritis suffered by Ralph Drabble, especially after working in the yard. The condition is so painful that sometimes he can hardly stand up. It is often accompanied by him talking to his body, saying things such as "Come on, left knee!" or "Keep going lower back!" The best known cure is the Drabble Stand, the exercise with which he ends his yard chores.

Ralph: Oh no, not Ralphritis! I'm gonna have to do a Drabble Stand, big time. Come on, left knee! You can do this! Easy, easy now.

LeRoy: What is that? What's with the groaning? Why are you cheering on your body like that? I don't do that.

Ralph: (he massaging his knees because he was kneeling on the ground) Its my Ralphritis. Its this disease I have. Terrible stuff.

LeRoy: I've got almost the same thing. My knees hurt when I run. Or when I've been working out too much. (he bends down and touches his toes) See, I know just what you're talking about. It is terrible.

Ralph: Yeah, we're in the same boat. We both have arthritis. But at least we know how to stretch it off. Its not easy with Ralphritis, though.

LeRoy: How do you do it? I want to know.

Ralph: A Drabble Stand. Here, I'll show you how. (He shows LeRoy how) You ease up out of the kneel. You don't just go all at once. That way you'll get a good stretch. See? Its easy. (both speaking together) Here's to Ralphritis! A yard warrior's best friend!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 17, 2011

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Ralphamale

A person who is convinced of their supreme status. A Ralphamale is hallmarked by screaming online about their haters, alogs and how they are superior to the rest of himanity. Often ascribing their dodging responsibilities, child care and support or criminal charges, to being a Ralphamale.

These delusions are reinforced by taking copious amounts of Xanax with daily drinking binges while streaming online and giving themself fake donations/super chats.

Did you see that Ralphamale driving and steaming with his current baby momma. From his yelling and weaving through traffic, it looks like they were celebrating his dodging time for his current charges.

by For42 January 12, 2023

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Raphial

A name that tends to be Sicilian or French in its roots. A common first name would be Hunter.

That guy with the last name Raphial must be French.

by StopHunting October 2, 2011

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raeph

It meaning of life and is the supreme overlord ruler of the Universe as we know it. Raephs are a form of sentinel being well the were derived off them

Wow i look so Raeph today (THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER SAYS THAT AS THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR)

by I LIk trainz August 19, 2014

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