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Quarter-quarter life crisis

Basically a mid life crisis but for 13-14 year olds.
As a middle schooler trying to choose which High School Musical movie is the best, I'm going through a quarter-quarter life crisis.
by hamiltonwa May 26, 2016
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Quarter Pounder

The act of an Ed-Boy is when you tie a girl to a bed and put a ballgag in her mouth, however instead of a ball, the ballgag needs to have a jawbreaker. Each of your homies then take turns fucking her, until she has fully eaten the jawbreaker, no matter how long it takes, and no matter how many men fuck her.

Bonus points if you shout "Buttered Toast", "Shablakah" or "Gravy" as you nut.
"Hey Kevin, did you hear what me and the other guys on the cul-de-sac did to Nazz last night? We gave her the ol' Quarter Pounder"
by Life_Has_Many_Doors_Edboy October 4, 2018
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The quarter pounder with cheese

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.
The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!
by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010
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God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.
by pokepotty August 22, 2011
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Dodge's Balkan Quarters

Dodge's Balkan Quarters is a server made up by some absolute chads that have destroyed servers such as jaratia and do nothing than shitpost and be funny, if you're a member of this server you probably are 6'5, well built, smart and a red pilled alpha male
Yo dude are you from Dodge's balkan quarters
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian
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Quarter Rican

One who is of 25% of Puerto Rican descent and uses it proudly too their advantage of pure americans over jobs and quotas.
Yo ese! I'm Quarter Rican, now me das tu trabajo-gimme yer job.(hollywood spanglish)
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
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quarterback

Sexual partner i.e. Whoever you're sexually involved with. A girlfriend, wife, husband, boyfriend, lover.
She's my little quarterback, cause I'm all that in the sac (bedroom).
by Blackburg December 25, 2007
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