Clay Puppy

A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.

Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy

by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 3, 2009

Jungle Puppy

Jungle Puppy is a derogatory term for asian people of a darker complection.

I joined the army to fuck jungle puppys.

by DickSuck69 March 20, 2010

pounding the puppies

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

Puppy Pout

A cute pout aimed at getting someone to do something

G/F: Can I have a kiss
B/F: In a minute
G/F: *puppy pouts*
B/f: Ow ok

by BeautifulHoppy October 20, 2009

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009

screw puppy

see fuck buddy

Somewhat less formal than the prior deination, could be useful only if the person has a sense of humor...

Want to be my screw puppy??!!!

by Sottises March 18, 2005

Hugging the Puppy

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

by puppyhugger November 1, 2008