Popping Shards

Eating chunks of crystal methamphetamine, or rather tilting ones head back and tossing shard into open mouth followed by a swig of water or juice. Approximately 20-25 minutes after this procedure, you will be high as fuck. Wooohmp wooohmp motha fucka. ;)

If it wasn't for popping shards I wouldn't be the wonderful criddle master I am today!

by Original GG Killa May 11, 2016

Pumping Ass

Moving your ass whether it be at work, home or even in church

Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?

Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!

Me: ummm... that's good..

by Marks920 July 22, 2016

Pumping to your bloodclart

You'd get the cocky, beat up the puss..MEOW

Your backdoors would get smashed in. You'll get a pumping to your bloodclat fi iyah

'Pumping to your bloodclart' is a way of saying I'd commit sexual practices with another adult

by 1Evildonny October 2, 2016

Popping a turtle

Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.

by Buck teeth March 3, 2017

popping your can

Popping your can refers to the process in which a male throat fucks someone so hard, a small hole rips in their throat. Resembling a hole in a can.

I throat fucked this bitch so hard I popping your can.

by Ayce123 June 19, 2017

popping shrimp

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.

1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.

by Chewsie June 26, 2017

popping vallies

To take illegal pills (usually snapchat ghost shape and/or paracetamol shaped) or to shove ecstasy up you're bum hole when it's wet.

'at the party I was popping vallies' or 'he's so gay he pops vallies'

by Cumshitface69 August 14, 2017