vanilla pudding

noun

1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.

2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.

1. Oh boy! Mom made us vanilla pudding for dessert.

2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.

by monica borbele August 20, 2009

puddinhead

a person that is luvable yet oblivious
at times spacey or in their own world

Oh my lord, what a puddinhead

by dontnojack April 17, 2009

pudding bowl

n. A type of haircut, specifically one done at home by an unskilled hair-cutter. A pudding bowl is placed over the head of the person requiring the haircut, then the cutter trims any hairs that protrude below the rim of the bowl. This leaves the hair cut in the shape of the pudding bowl used as a guide for the cut.

For examples see early pictures of The Beatles, then imagine the same thing attempted by an alcholic single-mother, while half cut, at 1 am.

A contender for the most universally unsexy haircut ever.

Nice pudding bowl, freak. Did your whiskey-drinking mum do that?

Hair cut?
Hair cut?
You got a _scare_ cut!

by Seej July 7, 2006

yorkshire pudding

1) A side dish of oven baked batter traditionally eaten by the English with roast beef

2) A clapped out has been cricketer. See Geoff Boycott

Can I have some yorkshire pudding please mum?

by black flag June 2, 2004

Figgy Pudding

a term for pussy, poon-tang, tail, getting some.

Joe, I was at Ashley's last night put my dipstick into her figgy pudding.

by ffrodelgnim December 4, 2011

pudding cap

When a male ejaculates into a hat of some type, then proceeds to place it on an unsuspecting person's head!

Ew I just got pudding cap'd! I need to shampoo now.

by Jimothy J. Jerkums III September 22, 2007

wood pudding

the act of sex, ya know, putting the wood to some little slut.

hey melissa, how bout some wood pudding for dessert?

by Bob and Gee June 14, 2007