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Prison Barber

On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.

So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022
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Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes
by Pardig September 6, 2021
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Cum Prison

When somone cums on you and your waiting for them to clean it up. Your in cum prison
He had me in Cum prison as he sat on the toilet for a whole 10 minutes
by duniper July 30, 2021
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Prison gay

Someone who fucks guys when they are in jail
Derek Can’t get no pussy in jail so he has to be prison gay and find a butt hole
by Dizzle6303 December 25, 2022
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social prison

When you are in a situation or conversation where your moral compass does not allow you to leave it, but the other person is not in possession of the social intelligence to read the room and notice your discomfort, nor able to acknowledge that their presence is unasked for.
My dad caught me in a social prison going on about the military but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to leave my room.

This mentally unstable guy caught me in a social prison the other day.
by simsam069 September 1, 2023
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Flesh Prison

the first boss of the ULTRAKILL level P-1: SOUL SURVIVOR, the second being Minos Prime
cool, i fought Flesh Prison, now i need to fight Minos Prime
by podemb October 3, 2023
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prison bobber

when a bobbers in prison
prison bobber
aww prison bobber
hahahaha prison bobber
everything I own is named after it
by prisonbobber June 20, 2021
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