Press

A Jamaican Term For ironing

You Press Your Clothes For School

Did you Iron Your Clothes For School

by vybzworldboss May 26, 2022

Pressing

Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'

A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.

by StarryMayhem May 26, 2018

French press

A three way with two french guys.

Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.

by Delic July 18, 2017

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

Press

People that are usually are news reporters or newspaper writers that go too see report and publish news

Bodyguard: I will hold off the press.
Famous person: tell the press, no comment

by Proper definition April 6, 2019

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025