Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.
i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend
by Liondcat April 08, 2015
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The Port

A town and port in Cheshire, England, part of the Cheshire West and Chester local authority and home of the well known Bobby Lewis
That Bobby Lewis kid is from The Port ain't he?
by Obama for Prime Minister 2024 December 18, 2019
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The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"
by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021
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Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.
I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face
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P-port

A rather demure term for a bathroom.
-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.

-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.

*No problem. I love you!
by she'sabirddoge July 02, 2013
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Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port
by Theology 101 April 27, 2018
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Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.
Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 27, 2022
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