by VaHoney February 18, 2017
Get the blue porkmug. A foam or plastic band that wraps around your waist makes you look slightly thinner than what you really are.
by riz biz November 2, 2010
Get the Pork Tuckermug. Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.
by 000f August 23, 2021
Get the Pork saladmug. The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 15, 2017
Get the Pork-pinchedmug. by anonymous December 17, 2017
Get the Pork Knucklemug. cop 1 :"maaan, where's that girl from yesterday?."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."
by durka durka Muhammad jihad June 20, 2023
Get the pork bunnymug.