Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

pork slider

That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.

You're a real pork slider, you know that?

by TheOGporkslider July 31, 2016

Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

Pork Horking

The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.

“I went out Pork Horking for the first time last night and almost died but that puss was fire!”

by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023

pork bunny

a burly woman who has an insatiable lust for policemen. known for having trains run

on them

cop 1 :"maaan, where's that girl from yesterday?."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."

by durka durka Muhammad jihad June 20, 2023

Pork Knuckle

Fat girls extreme beaver

Dude fuck a camel toe did you see that pork knuckle

by anonymous December 17, 2017

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020