juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

by jackal38 April 17, 2011

pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane

Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.

by Carrots December 29, 2015

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.

That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.

by Darthax February 20, 2011

Pony Brothers

Parallel to the term scissoring scissors, Pony Brothers are two males or two humans with a penis who ride each other without penetration.

Hey Armon: would you like to be Pony Brothers tonight? All the fun awaits for us without having to prep!

by Kingfabester October 11, 2020

Click Pony

People that can't help but be manipulated by social media. People that run with social media tricks. Like a Show Pony.

I don't care if you hear Yanny or Laurel. Quit being a Click Pony!

by jgbauer May 18, 2018

Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 08, 2009